snow

I just went out to do the snow dance and the ground was already covered. Today was wonderful! Hands, snow and happiness.

Come and go with me today
We will sail across the bay

Come and go with me today
We will sail across the bay


Come and go with me today...

Jessica!!!

I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry for calling you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you'd be awake!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

it's over... for now...

sad, happy, awkward. it's life. I'll try to accept it.

rain

so much water and wind hmm i wonder if anyone has ever drowned in there own tears it's extremely possible

oh my

sweet Annabel sweet Annabel. Annabel. Yes! aahhh wow I just now found the perfect name for my pet spider. Annabel. Annabel.. perfect. marvelous. wonderful. sweet.

Ringing

I hear ringing
it gets quieter
and quieter
then it get louder
and louder
And i don't know what it is
very frustrating
this ringing
and ringing
like a phone
i think i could kill it
what the hell is that ringing
kill it dead
its driving me up the fricken wall!!!

well than this is goodbye

ha ya toodles i guess "i'm gonna miss u, i'm having anziety"-Hannah "these are the last words i'm ever gonna get to say to you"-Thousand Foot Krutch "think of me think of me fondly when we've said goodbye"-Christine "so long fairwell avidasehn goodbye!"-Louisa me and my procrastination ugh toodles!

ha liberation but not really

i finished i guess i'll go to bed now bleh so so bleh ugh the printers having a problem you need connection ender will save us all! break me today totally random i'm gonna die tomorrow bleh i don't wanna go to school i should just skip mindless ramblings packets and deadlines packets and deadlines have you seen my stapler? ha just a product of a delirious mind wandering farther ha. a certain calousnous. i'm getting of soon if i could just pull myself away. oh oh and i'm dreaming upside down and trying to live out loud but i should just sleep wowi'm bored but there is nothing i want to do. i'm missing a page always be wrong. why can't they see that freedom is sometimes just simply another perspective? they're gonna be home soon. bleh trying not to be but i am and i can't help it so leave me alone. ok that song is over so i'm leaving wow this waslike a bunchof meaningless junk hence the contents of my mind i swear i killed like fifty thousand brain cells over the summer because sometimes i feel so stupid. anway avoir avdasehn or whatevs

There is no way around it.

At Teija's bday party. We have to watch The Butterfly Effect. we have to. You have no idea how good it is. I would've cried but Charlie was sitting right there and....

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Okay so this is the song my Lit teacher had us sing along to in class. It's an old Australian song that was the number 1 song in Australia for four weeks in 1960. After you read it you'll see why im still confused about why. Anyways it has one verse in it that im leaving out cause its kinda offensive in an oblivious 60's kind of way. I so wish I could post the recording of the Australian guys singing, lol! But oh well, here's the song:
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates
who are gathered round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate
Watch me wallabys feed.
Theyre a dangerous breed mate
so watch me wallabys feed
Altogether now!

Chorus:
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down
tie me kangaroo down sport
tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool
Don't go acting the fool, Curl
just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

Chorus

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back
Altogether now!

Chorus

Mind me platypus duck,Bill,
mind me platypus duck
don't let him go running amok Bill
mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

Chorus

Tan me hide when i m dead, Fred
tan me hide when Im dead
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde
And that's it hanging on the shed
Altogether now!

Chorus

guess who?

Evan and Liza Clark.
At Mo's.
Evan refused to talk to me.
Liza wished she had the courage to do the same.
yeah...uuuummmm AWKWARD!!!!!!

Someone else before

*ring* *ring*
hello?
hey its me and we need to talk
ya-a
i-i just think we need some time apart
all-all right, so tell me, it's zack isn't it?
no! what are you talking about?
ya right! i can't believe ur doing this to me
you know what? ur just a lot different than i thought you were.
ya whatever
you just don't understand
you know what? you don't understand

Some thoughts

don't steal
you won't feel
and nothing is real
you gotta learn to deal

wispering voices
in life you make choices
in you life u get trapped
unless you adapt

I feel

pretty and witty!

aahh I love jazz.

hmm

I'm thinking that I better... erase that last post... got a little too gansta I think

ya-EE-yah!

yoyoyo mah gansta bros
drivin on na roads
who-- who knows?
let it snow
let it snow

let the snow come down
as I ride mah bike around
this big city town
his eyes aren't brown
ya know.
let it snow
let it snow

I'm so cool
an you're actin like a fool
like thread on a spool
I have neva skipped school
be cool
be cool

eh eh eh eh eh! my inner gantsa has made an appearance

ladedadedadedadeda

hmm liberation and that cow was soooo gross bleh like what the heck we should protest the mistreatment of animals. but petitions are illegal at high school wow rock on

wow

my life has changed in only 5 days. hehe wow wow wow

Love is Blindness

Love is blindness
I dont want to see
Wont you wrap the night
Around me
Take my heart
Love is blindness


In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete

Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindnessLove is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers to numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness

Love is blindness
I dont want to see
Wont you wrap the night
Around me
Oh my love
Blindness

A little death
Without mourning
No call
And no warning
Baby...a dangerous idea
That almost makes sense

Love is drowning
In a deep well
All the secrets
And no one to tell
Take the money
Honey
Blindness

Love is blindness
I dont want to see
Wont you wrap the night
Around me
Oh my love
Blindness.

My life

is a shooting star

Really how can we know?

how can i be so stupidly weird! ignore that last post i was just babbling about nothin

Really how can we know?

Maybe

A lifetime is a moment
the moment we are in just now
because we can't control anything except what we are doing just this moment
so maybe
we are just grains of sand spinning around in the universe
and every moment we collide with a senario and all that we remember is artificial
so maybe in the next moment i'll be driving a cab in Cairo
shooting a guy in Queens
or dancing with my dog to Dixie Chicks
really how can we know

Clementine(i thought it was appropriate, love the new name. geez kendra you like the elements alot moon sun lade da)

If tomorrow's sun doesn't shine

If no creatures stir in the morning time

If the clouds go still in the sky

And the days roll in and pass us by

I will ride your elevator

We'll stay out 'til it is later

If tomorrow's sun doesn't shine

At least I'll have my Clementine


If tomorrow's moon doesn't show

If our dreams go lost in the winter snow

And the flowers wither and die

And the waterfalls go low and dry

Will you meet me in the garden

We'll say 'please' and 'beg your pardon'

If tomorrow's sun doesn't shine

At least I'll have my Clementine


There's a place that nobody knows

There's a packing up of a summer clothes

In the lazy days of my mind

You've always been my Clementine

Clementine

tragedy

where civil blood makes civil hands unclean

Good Idea?

changed the title because were are all here to help each other and i think the quote basically covers the meaning of this blog. Were are here to help each other. This is like a sisterhood and we may not have pants and the necklace may not be working but we still have this blog.

Alon the detective

losers beware

FYI:

i have discovered the magic of the away message.

a forgotten dream

i got the baguette

i got the dress but it's black not red

a polka dotted umbrella

i have many names

Miss Way

Fly Away

on clouds and sky

and liberation

Release you inner Savage

stand on the table
eat dinner with out a fork
run around in your underwear.
wrestle to the ground the attacking beast
(AKA your dog)
And fight someone to the death

I feel happy again.

it was all the brownies.

I am disliking my life. and I am miserable because I'm jealous of a stupid person who was just kidding in the first place and my butt still hurts from

falling on the stairs and I.... don't get it. why am I so obsessed?? two years now!! am I turning into Steven?

I love my life. Because I know that my name is Alison. And I have a camera.

aaaahhhh happiness

I am so content and peaceful.
Laughter at break.
IM conversations.
Stolen wallets.
And fuming hot glue guns.
It all equals....
joy

muse

Hello, Muse...
Both me and my friend tiffany have had a subscripotion to you mag for the last 2 years. Before u think we wanted 2 get Muse, u should know that for both of us it was a present from our grandmothers. yeah, i guess you've had a few interesting articles, but the rest r soooo nerdy! I hate 2 break it 2 u, but have 2 know, u guys r NERDS! For ex., that article on vitamins affectig ur skin color was sooo nerdy. Of course didn't read it because it looked sooo boring, but i saw that weird pic o fthe girls AND boys standing around some green thing in their granny underwear! HOw much money did u pay them 2 stand around half0naked in front of the opposite sex and put the pic in a mag thatis read by every nerd in the country? Not 2 mention every popular 12 year old with a grandma that actually thinks we'd LIKE this magazine. YOu bother us. Nerds bother us. Nerds like u. We r not nerds and we will not let ur mag threaten our social status. WHy don't u put in an article about coco chanel or Carolina herrera, if u kno who they are. oh yeah, don't put this in ur little "fan mail place" or whatever. ur readers should know how damaging this could be 2 their socila lives.

Your Saviors,
Tiffany C. and Laney R.
love ya... not

the answer

and here it is:
not at all.
though i do wonder what happened to it. last i heard ryan was the one but i dunno. it's almost been a year now.
still it's not pink in the least bit, not if i remember right. though it was late at night

blurb

wow! I haven't posted in FOR-EV-ER! And this isn't even a very exciting post, i just wanted 2 say that i think the previous blurb we had under our title was better and u can add the new one in there somewhere but i just liked the last one. so yeah, there's my post, but maybe i'll try 2 post more.

ugh

i had a breakdown yesterday.

i decided i hated highschool. i can't decide if the decision carries over to today.

ugh

to Kendra! and beyond!!

Je vais employer la méthode scientifique pour résoudre ce problème. Mon hypothèse est que Kendra parle en français. Voyons si elle répond. J'ai traduit son entrée en anglais mais il ne m'a semblé aucun raisonnable puisqu'il parlait de quelque chose très hors de ma gamme de la connaissance. Ainsi, merci biologie.

I Don't Know You

Sur le Livre des Amours de Pierre de Ronsard
Jadis plus d'un amant, aux jardins de Bourgueil,A gravé plus d'un nom dans l'écorce qu'il ouvre,Et plus d'un coeur, sous l'or des hauts plafonds du Louvre,A l'éclair d'un sourire a tressailli d'orgueil.Qu'importe ? Rien n'a dit leur ivresse ou leur deuil.Ils gisent tout entiers entre quatre ais de rouvreEt nul n'a disputé, sous l'herbe qui les couvre,Leur inerte poussière à l'oubli du cercueil.Tout meurt. Marie, Hélène et toi, fière Cassandre,Vos beaux corps ne seraient qu'une insensible cendre- Les roses et les lys n'ont pas de lendemain -Si Ronsard, sur la Seine ou sur la blonde Loire,N'eût tressé pour vos fronts, d'une immortelle main,Aux myrtes de l'Amour le laurier de la Gloire.

peace

I wonder how long it will be before this sanctuary of free flowing thoughts gets discovered by the outside world. I love it here. No pressure on anyone and mutual love. It's amazing.

i'm in love

his names josh

hands and hair

I have a question. Do you think I could post a picture of some interesting people I saw on my trip?

-Guy who sat near my table in a Santa Fe bakery
-Lady who reminded me a lot of Starretta
-Boy who sat behind me on the plane back home (heh heh)

I am glad I have a dream called santa fe

fly away

(place title here)

Today i froze some blackberrys. yesterday(or the day before?) i made three pies. today i wore my ballet flats and i have some blisters cuz i also wore my pumps. and i ate a whole package of ritz. yum. i misses u guys who are gone. i got a filling today. yesterday bog i got my teethies cleaned. i cleaned two bathrooms today. megan leaves for england on friday. she gave me a rose and her myspace url. yay. i had a student council vote for jecca meeting today. if ur still reading this ur insane. i also washed my hair. for breakfast yesterday i had life. for breakfast today i had life. for dinner yesterday i had ice cream. i went to starbucks jecca rocks and got a strawberries and conform creme frozen something or other. my church makes lemonade greneda's. there pretty good. school starts on the fifth i'm super excited. guess what? my hair is green just kidding. duud went shopping at the mall. duuds a loser. i'm kinda bored in case u haven't guessed.

love peace joy

I am so lonely

i am so lonely i have only had minimal human contact all day. I am all alone and iy's only 8:30 ugh. I wish my ankle wasn't ichy.

me and heathe

and now, me and Heathe together!

Heathe

This is Heathe, i'm excited she's moving down here on Tuesday!! (she'll kill me if she see's this though!) huzzah we love heathe!!

smashing

smashing, thats a smashing word it's adopted. i'm bored and i haven't posted in forever. i don't have much to say. if u vote for me all of ur dreams will come true!! HUZZAH!! ladeda i have some REALLY happy news so come on and call me so i can tell u whover especialy ryan cuz i misses u. goood good that is me and sorta how i am feeling right now: spastic toodles!

What?

no more wispers no more fears
no more silence no more tears
no time to wonder
no place to turn
how far can you run before the engine burns

the lights go out
and all you can see
it a blistered shout
singingout to thee

the world spins
while we stand on pins
hopin praying for more

Dance on the Earth

dance on the earth
slip in the tears
we spend our lives
hiding from fears

but if you hitchike in the sky
you will find that you can fly
to live forever
to never say goodbye

To: Tae

Please tell us about Ry's haircut.

New Hair Cut

different but i think i like it. no. scratch that. different but i do like it. ask tae for details! i'd put up a pic if i could but i don't have a camera with me.

hmm... I hate grammar.

Francisco Gtegune lead the many bulky beasts into the valley and out off the outcropping on the north side of Ykips Cliffs. It was a ridiculously easy job to do.

the watchers

i have to water plants
in the world of my mind
people watch me
in the garden i water
and feel their eyes
but they are not there
no one is watching me
but i know they are there
in my mind i know
i look into the forest and they watch
i leave the garden
get caught on the gate
and they watch
always

Camp photo!

When in the world of gremlins..... disguise yourself!

Nonsense

When you scream no one hears you
when you laugh people fear you
when you get spinach in you teeth people mock you
when you have a puppy everyone wants to be you friend

u'll never believe whats on my lawn

ya it really is, it's a BRAIN. a deer BRAIN. yum

Sitting Here

i am just sitting here. at my computer. staring at the screen. how pink is the sun? im going camping this weekend. bleh. i only like camping when i want to go. why is the grass orange? why can i never think of anything to do until 11pm at night when all my most brilliant ideas come to me? my dad's trying to get rid of a box bigger than our refrigerator of frosted flakes. he's making us all eat them in the morning. yuk. i hate frosted flakes. oh i found out how to spell kolomeyka. i thought it was collomeka.

Because That Was The Way It Was Meant To Be

and so we go.

The death of a Captain

when you've walked on as many battlefields as i have Dontess, u can smell death.
Kings and Pawns my friends, Emporers and Fools.

I have changed the name

if you don't like it tell me

another gremlin picture

Looks like this gremlin is a little confused

Expansion and Rebirth

Ok peoples heres the deal, while originally about gremlins this blog has taken on the acletic personalities of us five. Since we tend to be crazy creative and ocasionaly on emotional highs i thought it would be awesome if I could change the name of the blog to something bigger something grander the "Gremlins" since that is only one part of this being that is us. So if anyone has any ideas for the new name and a few words to put in the space under the title then please leve a comment. After all we've changed a lot since 6th grade so while gremlins was a great launching pad i propose that we continue doing what we have been doing just with a new and more awesome name. All in favor say aye (and then a new name suggjestion)

Cats

cats are so curious. mine certainly proves that.

FIRST post!! YAY!!

my first post ever!! wow this is so cool! i finally got on this thing! yayayayayay!! kay im done, i'll have more to say when my feet don't hurt as much as they do right now from dancing for hours in highheeled red boots.

yay for lionesses

is rahrah who I think she is?? I am so happy now!!!

Our Great Leader

Our Supreme Ruler: Master and creator of this Blog

The Dreams are Real

Water Flows
People fight
Clouds bring rain
Sun brings light

Worms till the earth
soil and water
plants will grow
like a daughter

Empires rise
Wax and wane
bringing people life
joy and pain

Bribes are taken
wars are fought
danger comes
saftey's bought

The sunrise glow
will come once more
with dawns rebirth
the morning birds soar

the world turns
oblivious to all
going on
until the worlds fall

I love to dance

it rocks my world

someone

Someone is missing who shouldn't be. someone else should be here. if u see her tell her to call me cuz i miss her.

speaking of gremlins(hence the name) mine is at camp for the week. there is a picture

Crackers? part 2

well as you can see i took a picture of the crackers and then i ate some and they were actually not bad. They weren't the best ever but as far as crackers go i'll give them a "B+". Luckily i have not suffered any strange side affects of eating the stoned wheat thins.

Peter Pan

OH OH OH!!! I love this movie!! Peter Pan HUZZAH!! Come with me Wendy, there are pirates! SWORDS DAGGERS NAPOLEON!!! HUZZAH!! Ugh i haven't seen if in forever but i LOVES it

Crackers?

So i was looking in my pantry and then to my suprise and wonderment i looked up and saw some wheat thins. Everybody know wheat thins right? the thin little snack cracker squares made of wheat. But these were no ordinary wheat thins they were stoned wheat thins. I'm dead serious! I mean seriously stoned wheat thins? how can a cracker be stoned? But yes that's what the box said "stoned wheat thins". This is obviously a strange message from gremlins unfortunatly I have absolutly no idea what this strange happenstance portends. Pehaps and attack or is it merely to distract and confuse those who study gremlins. Needless to say I'll be keeping a close eye on the pantry for some time. Maybe i should eat some of the suspicious crackers...

Speilburg or whatever his name is

Alright, here's my two cents:

First off, do not pay any mind at all to the movie “Gremlins” or “Gremlins II” by Steven Speilburg (did I spell that right). Those movies contain hideous lies and propaganda that is meant entirely to throw the average, innocent human off course. Well, people like you and me are not fooled by that—because we’re not average are we? Speilburg is a Gremlin through and through. If you have not seen any of his Gremlin movies, do not bother. In fact, they are not at all pleasant or entertaining in the least. We Gremlin Hunters see a lot, but for us those movies are most…unpleasant.

Now that should be enough to get started with. It would be wise to keep a Gremlin Log or Gremlin Book so you do not loose track of who’s who. You may write this in code if you feel the need, but let me tell you: not many Gremlins are smart enough to realize you are taking notes, so keep that in mind.

A Gremlin Diagram

this is a diagram of a gremlin in his true form. Each letter represents a description of the area it is pointing to.

A-gremlins ears large and batlike this particular speciman is rather young because of the lack of bite marks and chunks of missing ear.

B-gremlin necklace holding remnants of various prey including claws, teeth etc.

C-human finger undoubtedly taken from the body of an innocent hiker to be saved for a later snack.

D-long claws beware

E-ripped pants stolen from a hiker (gremlins are too clumsy and incompetent to weave clothes of their own the best they can do is use animal skin)

F-more claws to beware of

also worthy of note are the tatoos adorning the torso and around the eyes they symbolize status and the tribe and type (mountian, river, beach) of the gremlin. The one featured here is clearly a mountian gremlin native to the Oregon Cascades. I was lucky enough to track down this one with minimal injury to myself. However the gremlin was extremly wary after it first sighted me and it became increasingly difficult to observe him for any length of time. I do believe though that the sketch i have done is extremely accurate considering the conditions it had to be finished in.

woah

oh sorry please accept my apology hmm yea I was a little insane last night oh man it was fun though

a clump of dead baby sea weed

I'm a captain of a ship you blubbery pieces of styrofoam ooohhh my rope my rope ooohhh beware Johnny Depp. flush him down the potty. it was nice being enemies with you. die run alison run oh the pain why you lets send him a letter. mmm it's ok I don't mind, I've been waiting for it to fall off yes oh yea why don't you put it in your pocket. get her, ansel watch your language. YO!! oh you oh you him oh him music jazz bracelet falls broke lost deep blue the captain always sinks with its ship

Gremlin Egg

Excerpt from my Gremlin Journal.

Spring 2005
"While exploring Florida I found the place is covered in gremlin eggs. Most gremlins are mammals but after visiting Florida we have reason to believe that some species are related to amphibians or birds. Their eggs are found under [palm trees] When you shake [the egg] you can tell if the baby inside is dead [or not]. [If dead] you will hear a swishing sound (it's guts). Mother gremlins often insert their front teeth in the eggs and eat the babies skin. It is very unlikely that a baby gremlin would ever hatch."

the missing link

while reviewing the information listed on this site i am afraid a vital fact has been overlooked which is so basic that us who study gremlins barely reflect upon it. To us it feels like explaining the color of grass and that everyone already knows it. Unfortunatly that is not the case and those who have not spent time studying gremlins do not know that a gremlin has two forms that it can manifest itself in. The first of these is it's true form the batlike appearance that a gremlin can be found in while not invading human society. The second form is the human form. An outward appearance of a human that can fool nearly anyone and since it's human form is so convincing it takes careful observation of behavior to discover if one is a gremlin. This bahavior analysis has been so exquisitly explained by my colleage Tae.

Gremlin or Not?

Every day we are forced to make important decisions, whether it be deciding if your sandwich bread is too moldy to eat or if the person you are talking to is a gremlin. Gremlins are everywhere; Your neighborhood, your school, your office, beneath your bed, even under your toenails (as proven by the Lamisil commercial) It doesn't take a genius to spot a gremlin, you just have to know what to look for. This entry is here to educate you.

Gremlins have the ability to take on a human form. This, however, does not give them human characteristics. Gremlins are unbelievably stupid. That would be sign #1: stupidity.

Sign #2: the making/producing of rude noises and unpleasant smells. Such as burping without saying excuse me and passing gas.

Once you have spotted these signs and wish to confirm your suspicions aproach the gremlin in question with extreme caution and begin interogation. Here are a few questions to start:

Do you like raw venison?
Raw venison is a gremlin's food of choice.
Gremlin Answer: "Who's that?" (being too stupid to realize raw venison is not a pop singer but uncooked deer meat or maybe they are making a poor attempt at playing dumb.) or Yes.
*Half Gremlin: What's that?
Non Gremlin: No. (Sorry, however stupid and unpleasant this person may be he/she is not a gremlin)

Do you keep a mirror in your bedroom?
Gremlins can not stand the sight of themselves and avoid mirrors at all cost.
Gremlin: No
Non-Gremlin: Yes

Do you like rotting vegetables?
When there are no deer around gremlins often resort to eatingthe rotten vegetables in your garbage can, framing the dog. Unfortunately it takes the stupidest of gremlins to not notice that you have guessed their secret by asking this question.
Stupid Gremlin: Yes
Gremlin: No
Non-Gremlin: No

These questions are not enough. An innocent stupid person (or wise alec) could easily be mistaken for a gremlin. That is why further observation is neccesary before you can be sure you have found one. Observe for the next few days before marking them as a gremlin.

Hopefully this has educated yoiu about how to spot a gremlin. Remember BOG! Over and Out.

*a person with gremlin ancestry or a human you should take pity on for their attempts at being smart.

gremlins

Seeing as the name of this blog is "Gremlins" i thought it appropriate to write a brief introduction to the gremling species. They are small ranging from 11 inches to 3 feet and they posess rather large and pointy ears very similar to a bat (see figure A) in the most extreme cases a gremlin's ears can make up roughly 50% of their height. The main coloring is any shade of green including neon on some of the tropical and suburban subspecies.

A gremlin is very dangerous to humans because of needle sharp claws on both the hands and feet. Their diet consists mainly of raw venison, orange food (for example cheetos, oranges, etc) innocent hikers and ice cream. The most prized of these four is innocent hikers a malicious gremlin will attempt any manner of trick or booby trap to ensnare the hiker. The most common booby trap and simplest to make is a pointy stick (see figure B) If one is so unlucky to come across a pointy stick on a vigorous jaunt through the mountians or along a sidewalk BEWARE you have become the stalked and are potentially prey to any of the local gremlins. If you are merly a recreational hiker then quickly press on and do not under any circumstances touch the pointy stick, only a trained professional should ever dismantle a gremlin booby trap. If i have missed anything in this quick overveiw then i hope one of my colleages will add on to where i left off. If not i have but one closing statement B.O.G (beware of gremlins)