Hello, Muse...
Both me and my friend tiffany have had a subscripotion to you mag for the last 2 years. Before u think we wanted 2 get Muse, u should know that for both of us it was a present from our grandmothers. yeah, i guess you've had a few interesting articles, but the rest r soooo nerdy! I hate 2 break it 2 u, but have 2 know, u guys r NERDS! For ex., that article on vitamins affectig ur skin color was sooo nerdy. Of course didn't read it because it looked sooo boring, but i saw that weird pic o fthe girls AND boys standing around some green thing in their granny underwear! HOw much money did u pay them 2 stand around half0naked in front of the opposite sex and put the pic in a mag thatis read by every nerd in the country? Not 2 mention every popular 12 year old with a grandma that actually thinks we'd LIKE this magazine. YOu bother us. Nerds bother us. Nerds like u. We r not nerds and we will not let ur mag threaten our social status. WHy don't u put in an article about coco chanel or Carolina herrera, if u kno who they are. oh yeah, don't put this in ur little "fan mail place" or whatever. ur readers should know how damaging this could be 2 their socila lives.
Your Saviors,
Tiffany C. and Laney R.
love ya... not
2 comments:
did they actually publish that?? that is hilarious!!!!! hahhahaha
hahaha they have got to be kidding
u wouldn't have to pay me nething to stand around the opposite sex in my underwear
hahahha jk jk jk
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